Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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PENlS.

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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Niki Minaj's ass

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Anti Joke

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