Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

hi michael

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

lick my ballsack.... ok

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

your mom is so blind she cant read.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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