Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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Can you see this brett? Connor

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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