roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

Women's rights.

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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