Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

Women Voting

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

What is the best part about football The scoring

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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