Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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Homework.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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