How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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OBAMA

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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hello

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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