- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

Hi.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

Gestapo.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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