What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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verry nice how mUCH?

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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whats really hot the sun

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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Women's rights...

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