What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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