- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

Hippopatomous!

The bird is not the word.... Its two

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

kiss me?

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

A Mormon walks into a bar.

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