why did i fall? i got pushed!

what do you call a black man named mike

*you're

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

Knock knock. Come in.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

Nice weather we're having.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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