Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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