- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

What's dead? Your mum.

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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