whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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Hi Jacob You cool

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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69, hahaha

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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