kiss me?

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

I grammer is gooder then yours.

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

osama bin ladens hiding spot

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

Girls Basketball.

What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

What's up? A direction...

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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