A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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No it isn't.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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Barack Obama

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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http://attachments.conceptart.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=351301&stc=1&d=1208673890

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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