Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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