- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

what colour is a frog green you idiot

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

What's dead? Your mum.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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