Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

a man walked into a bar "ouch"

HARRY EFFING STYLES

How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

marshal sterio had sex

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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