- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

Japan called... They need help.

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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