Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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anne hatthaway

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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Susie has Autism

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The 13th Amendment...

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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Women

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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