A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

joe diragi makes paul look straight

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

Jared Gough is a slut

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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