What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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