You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

whats brown and smells like shit shit

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What's red and has wheels a red car....

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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