Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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