what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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man boobs

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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