What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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