Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

Chrissy is funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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