A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

what is stupid and reading this you

wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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