- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

An iguana walks out of a bar

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

How did the priest die? Masterbation

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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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