Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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