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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

brian mcgee is gay!

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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