Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

Why did the child step on a ball?

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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