I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

The Bible

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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