Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Halo < COD

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penis hehehehe

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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