100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

What is brown and sticky? Poop

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

can't wait until the baby boomers die

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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