what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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save water shower with friends

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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stop it ryan vallee

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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knock knock

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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