What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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a retard lost...

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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