Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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What abou three times

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A blind man walks into a bar

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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