- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? who's there Not Sally.

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

Potato.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

The Irish man was sober.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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