What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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9/11

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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Knock knock What

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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Turn around.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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