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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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