- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

My mom.

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

Turn around.

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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