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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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