- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

I have no ideas.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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