- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

George Bush does not care about black people.

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

Knock knock What

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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