- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

Your mother is a man.

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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