What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

i eat poop

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Knock knock Who's there My dick

Justin Bieber having an erection.

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

Gabe Mercado

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

Good.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

What is Earth made out of? Earth

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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