what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

Hello

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

Chuck Norris.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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