There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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A black man walks into a book store.

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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c+t+c?

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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Hello

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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Lil' Wayne

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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who farted your mother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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