Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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