what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

9/11

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

Rebecca Black

What is the difference between a duck?

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

verry nice how mUCH?

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

Knock knock Come In.......

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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