- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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