How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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Anagram.

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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don't look behind you

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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