A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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