Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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alston wang

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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