Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Take my wife- to the store.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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What's 9+10=? 19

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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